The good news: last week's thing is done. Remember the new recap schedule; you'll see the fruits of your labor condensed in a more streamlined presentation next month when the new installment is set for riffing.

Bad news: our plans were for a shuffle of bad crossover romance fics, but we couldn't find any that were A. short enough, B. bad enough, and C. not straight-up porn.

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Last week's not-romantic not-celebration of Singles' Awareness Day is complete. Enjoy.

This week is a continuation of the Sonic-EqG saga, which this planet has done nothing to deserve. Good luck.